This is not your typical eight ball-style answering app. Nooo. This one is more apt to scathe you for asking stupid questions than to coddle you in the saccharine illusion of compliance.
It will probably not tell you what you want to hear.
It allows you to choose the genre or flavor of answers you'd like to receive, from Grandmother to Surfer to Politician, and lots more. You can even add your own if you're one of those people for whom nothing is ever quite good enough. (Go on, admit it.)
Once you've selected your genre, just ask your question, swipe the screen and your answer will appear. Once you've parted with your ninety nine cents, all answers are free. You can ask your question as many times as it takes to get the answer you want. If you get frustrated because you can't get the answer you want, well that's really too bad, isn't it?
In the highly unlikely event you get the same answer twice in a row, you should simply get over it.
For a more in-depth explanation of how this app works, please go to the Sarcasmatron Support Complex.